America Ferrara’s eyes say it all.

Does a place named Guido Beach really exist?

I just went to a beach in Jersey today. It was not like this, but it wasn’t totally unlike it either. I left early because the conversations of the families around me were making me a worse person, and strangely thirsty for Mountain Dew, and I forgot my ipod so I had to [...]

Laura and Nellie Mudfight

For Zaza and Carter.

Times Square Police on biker brutality

Pig!

Me, crying hysterically. (Christian the Lion)

Amma

Adventure #5: Provincetown, Mass

First, let me just say don’t kid yourself: it takes a whole day to get from New York to Provincetown. Buses and trains and ferries… I got a panic attack from boredom on the train and Evan told me to just sit quietly, which was impossible.
Once you get there, Provincetown is a magical [...]

Merv + tanktop = Ewok

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Boyfriends, boyfriends, boyfriends and Phil Collins.

This video resonates for a few reasons.
1.) I thought it was really powerful when I was 8.
2.) It’s reminiscent of my boyfriend’s general aesthetic.
3.) Jeff Bridges looks a little like my boyfriend in this video.
4.) Phil Collins looks like my ex-boyfriend BJ – and over-acts like him.
5.) One particularly dramatic ex of mine got violently [...]

Motivational speaker accused of violent bender

The only thing funny about this article is the headline and the fact that the motivational speaker is accused of attacking a friend with a John Wayne statue. The rest is a little dark.