I just went to a beach in Jersey today. It was not like this, but it wasn’t totally unlike it either. I left early because the conversations of the families around me were making me a worse person, and strangely thirsty for Mountain Dew, and I forgot my ipod so I had to listen to them. If there is a God I will get to move to the West Coast soon. See? I’ve even become judgmental!
Watch all the way to the end – that’s when it really gets good – fist fight with the girl still on mic. I think she may have cared for her ex-boyfriend more than she lets on. Aww….
[via Gawker, I know I know, I use them a lot]
